Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Princesology

Okay so I had nothing serious to blog about but I wanted to post something new since my flu is almost gone and the dirty minds quiz had been answered so I went digging through manda’s archives to steal this meme.

FOODOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Heinz salad cream
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Chicken Republic(luv their chicken!)
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Barcelos
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. Tip ke?? Nada!
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. Ewa Agonyin (Beans with pepper stew) and Plantains
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Sweet corn, Avocado, pineapple and of cos Cheese!
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Mixed Fruit Jam
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. Orbit

TECHNOLOGY
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. Tried counting but its hard work!
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A. I don’t know. Got 3 email addresses…can’t count all the contacts
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Mountain Landscape(Tired of staring at my pic!)
Q. How many televisions are in your house or apartment?
A. 5

BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right
Q. Do you like your smile?
A. Yes
Q. What's your best feature?
A. My Eyes
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. You mean body parts?? Na Na!
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A. Smell
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Hmmm…about 5 years back
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. My Box of Clothes
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Never

CRAPOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Yea
Q. Is love for real?
A. Of course!
Q. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
A. Never thought of that…love my first name as it is but hmmm…lets see maybe Jackie(I like that name…it connotes a strong personality)
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Blue
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Yea(drank kerosene once unknowingly)
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. Cant remember if I have
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Yea…Jesus…he saved me!

DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. What?!?! Okay maybe if the public street is in some very far away continent,lol!
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. That’s like N12,000, why not!
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Hell nay!
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Hmmm.... YEA!!!
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. I wont o…but what if I wear my undies…can I get half of that?*wink*
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
A. I’ll try!
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. I would as long as I’ve got my music

FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 1
Q: Color?
A: Blue
Q: Season?
A: Dry
Q:Movies?
A: Romantic Comedies
Q:Books?
A: Thrillers with a dash of horror

CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: Yea
Q: Mood?
A: Hungry
Q: Listening to?
A: Nickelback’s Faraway
Q: Watching?
A: My computer
Q: Worrying about?
A: My Health!
Q: Last Friend you talked to?
A: Obi
Q: Last person you called?
A: Ezeos
Q: Last person that called you?
A: A Printer
Q: Last person you hugged
A: Emmanuela


RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Toilet
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Cant think of anything now
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: The Eouder Car(an Indian Movie…luv ‘em)
Q: Do you smile often?
A: I try to
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Yes…I like to think so(You guys can tell me)
Q: After this survey, what are you going to do?
A. Go see a Client
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: No pockets
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: Dunno…haven’t seen it.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Carpet
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: What a question?! Stand of cos!
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Yea I could
Q: How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
A: One
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Police?? Been a while since they last stopped me to check for whatever!
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Am grown up already!

46 comments:

Naija Chickito said...

yay, first!!!
feel like i know you a bit more.

Naija Chickito said...

umm..sorry was so much in a hurry to be first, i forgot to say i'm glad you are feeling better now. and
@Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A. Ewa Agonyin (Beans with pepper stew) and Plantains
lmao- girl, that na serious problem o! Na so so mess you go dey mess for everywhere na, haba!

little miss me said...

sweet corn and avocado on pizza? did i read that right? thats something i have to try..
interestingly loong meme :)
i'm tempted to fill one out.

Queen of My Castle said...

You're so faaaar away. Doesn't anybody stay in one place anymore.... Okay, after reading that line this song has been stuck in my head. LOL. Don't know if I could stop blogging. I have actually tried, but it keeps calling me back like some drug. LOL Nice meme, very insightful. So Ms. Princesa would possibly model in her skivvies, eh?

♥♫♪nyemoni♫♪♥ said...

Nice mememememememe! So where are the answers to yesterday's questions? I hope you feel better already!

princesa said...

@naija chickito,Oya wear the crown for coming first jo.
Memes are supposed to help you understand a blogger more so you are in line.
Thanks girl and you need to inhale my mess o(LOL!!)Serious Estee lauder perf!

@Lil'miss, yea u need to try that out. It's really nice.

@castle queen, you love Nickelback too? Well…for $250,000, I might just!

princesa said...

@nyemoni, babes i thot it wasnt necessary to post the answers since a lot of peeps got them right. Anyway since you asked, will put them up.
Yea i feel better.

Toochi said...

i looooooove fooooood.

Sasuke said...

did i just see you say uld kiss a girl for a $100! tell u wat ild make it $200 if you let me watch

Lindah said...

Those colours!

rinsola said...

Princessa drank Kerosene? how did it taste?(lol). Nice meme. Since you said you'r grown what do u want to be when in 5 years time? (are u minding my nutty self?) So how'r u feeling today?

Afrobabe said...

11 comments already??? mennnnn...I need a new hobby oh cos this stalking business aint working....

Afrobabe said...

I would do the naked pose and deny it was me...lol...

Joy Akut said...

yayyy, i'm num 14...i mean seriously, lifes good.

would u actually stop blogging for that sum?...someone loves money like me. but can i really stop blogging?...na
i would kiss a girl fro 110 dollars too. its got to be more enticing than that. make it worth my while.
lol at afros comment. i would pose naked, if its my hubby paying me.lol'

Brilliantly Me said...

Btw, Napoleon Dynamite was an EXCELLENT movie...according to half the people that have seen it. The other half think that it's a horrible movie.

Arewa said...

Nice post....but how the hell did u end up drinking kerosene .
Ewa Agonyin for two weeks Lord help the people u live with ...u will gas them to death.....lol
Just updated ...catch u on the flip side x x x x

flawsandall said...

hey boo, thanks for the comment u left very encouraging...maybe i should do a zephiology as well

NikkiSab said...

Kerosene ke???!!!! well i done see worse. My 2 little nephews r mischief and mischiefer. Wen u can't hear dem for 5mins, send out a search party. One day we were lookin 4 dem and found dem in d bathroom sharing lux soap, wen we axd wat de were gonna do, de said eat d soap and lick toothpaste. True story!!! Now de r like 17 and 18yrs old n we r glad de grew up cos de were dangerous. Nice post and lick some honey, ok!

princesa said...

@toochi, yea I gathered,lol!

@sasuke, lol! Okay bring the girl and tell me the time and venue. Come with the cash too!

@lindwee, yea…wanted to make the post colourful.

@rinsola, yea I did! You don’t wanna know how it tasted girl. In 5years time I want a loving husband, 2 kids, thriving biz and lots of money to travel round the world!

@afro, lol! If you drop the hobby, who go stalk my blog again na? Lol@ denying it was you.

@Fantasy queen, I agree life’s good babe and who doesn’t like money?!

@rayo,hmmm…thanks for answering that one for me.

@arewa,thanks dear.
The kerosene incident? Cant remember the details but i drank it thinking it was water.

@zephi, you are welcome dear. Yea go on…do a zephiology!

@nikkisab, LMAO! Those ur lil’ nephews na real gbese o! Too bad they are grown now, would have been good to have them in a home movie,lol! Thanks babes!

Daddy's Girl said...

Really good meme, Princesa. Have you checked out the Carnival on my blog yet? There's some fantastic writing there...

Eyin'ju Oluwa said...

Hey babe, i hope you're feeling much better,ndo. This meme is long, but im gonna try, lol...

Those love letters r out of this world, "i hope this meets u in a good state of metabolism,if not doxology" whattttttttttt?lmao!!

darkelcee said...

Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Hmmm.... YEA!!!

i no wan believe you like money like this?

LOL.

Joy Isi Bewaji said...

yes u are a friendly person, i can tell lol!!!! how u dey?!

Unknown said...

Interesting

SOme of your answers were hilarious

Unknown said...

@Q4, Ijebu!
@Q5, Christ. You eat ewa agonyin? Who and where on earth did you learn that?
Lastly, who told you you're grown up? You're so not!

Allied said...

another person who loves ewa agoyin like i do... i can eat that food everyday

You drank kerosine? na wa oh But seriously i feel you, i will stop blogging for $50,000. I guess i am saying that cause all my bills are due tomorrow.. Men, i have stop reading blogs and get back to work now..

Mommy said...

Hi girlfriend!! Babes no even fit steal in and out of here without being noticed by that ya country police wey dey look me so.

GOing to cook dis ya ewa agoyin tomorrow. Kai you too like food oh!

I updated!

Muah!!

Admin UD said...

hahahaha, interesting!

diary of a G said...

i see you try to dodge n ger around some questions like the dare: to pose nude..."but only with undies"...smart!.if only life was that easy...have a great weekend P. lol

Ms. emmotions said...

hey gal,


me cant wait to see u model in them skimpies,

promise me u will post the pix ? lol
nice one, made me feel i know more about now..lol

GERALD said...

Flu! quick recvery gal

Afrobabe said...

I am blog stalking this early mor mor...hoping to be first...got to be first some where...lol

guerreiranigeriana said...

you were at which corner?...lie lie...they have all forgotten about the blogger party...so you can tell me now...

...nice meme though...quite interesting...

Anonymous said...

do u sit or stand in d shower?????seriously!!!

desperate lady said...

I had no idea sweet corn n avocado r toppings for pizza.............wil try it 1 day.
U drank kerosine keh????? Didn't u throw up after that?
Yes o, ur a friendly person dear.

Thirty + said...

I read this and tot I left message already.

You will kiss a girl for $100 which kain kiss.
Or are you a freaky princessa?!

Like the meme, may borrow it.

Hope you are better now.

eddiie said...

Hmmmm....i liked the technonology bit.....How are you princess of blogville...

Toochi said...

i'm back

princesa said...

@daddy'sgirl, thanks for dropping by dear.Will definitely check out what happening at yours.

@omosewa, lol! Yea they meet me in a good state of metabolismm so doxology!

@darkle, i like money o! I no go lie,lol! So u no like money oya resign that ur plum job,lol!

@isi, i dey fine my dear. Thanks.

@olamild, lol! Were they?

princesa said...

@tayo, see pretender! You want make i open ur arse here abi? No be me and you dey follow go buy ewa agonyin for iya basirat buka??lol!
and Mister...I AM GROWN UP!!!

@allied, welcome to the club girl! Thats why we are so cool...all of us ewa agonyin babes,lol!
Oya go back to work o! I cant fit pay ur bills;)

@mommy, you updated?! Will drop by soonest okay?
Hope you kept some ewa agonyin for me sweet?

@UgoD, ha ha ha. How you dey man?

@DOG, LOl! Smarty pants princesa right? Hope ur weekend was good dude.

@ms.emmotions, Lol! babes okay will model only after you do!

@gerald, thanks.

@afro,lol! Okay come back tomoro mor mor, i go don update then,lol!

@guerriera, lol! Serious...i waited. Okay okay just wait for me there,lol!

@pink-satin, hey girl where did u crawl out from?! Been a loong while o! Anyway good to see you here.

@desperatelady, lol! yea they are good topping choices girl, you should try them.
Thanks, hope you okay now.

@30+, lol@freaky princesa.
But i no lie o! I can do it...you know sisterly kiss style,lol!

@eddie, am cool thanks.

@toochi, yea i see u bro. How u doing?

Femme said...

haha! u are grown up already.

Afrobabe said...

tomorro mo mo...I will show...if i no make first ehhhh

Eyin'ju Oluwa said...

Sweerat, its Feb 5th, update!!!

Not too long please, ADD is real...lol

Have a blessed week!

Mommy said...

Okay sweery pie...where you at?

princesa said...

@femme, yea i am dearie.

@afro,lol! Sorry o! Work too mush jare. Okay check back soon.

@omosewa, me rat?!ADD?? Lol! Updating in...minutes!

@mommy, am okay love just that a bee aint as busy as me right now!

Afrobabe said...

yeeeee see Omosewa wanted to take my spot...God catch u...lol