Monday, January 28, 2008

Harmattan Flu & Dirty minds Quiz

Am feeling shitty this morning. Stinging watery eyes, runny/blocked nostrils, a wickedly throbbing headache and am running a fever too. In fact I think I have the Flu and it’s caused by nothing else but the harmattan. The harmattan season has come unusually late this year(Its usually around December) and its been biting really hard here in Lagos. I wonder how people in the North are coping if its this bad here in Lagos(West). It must be terribly cold down there considering the extremity of their weather.

Am wearing a T-shirt under my suit yet I feel sooooo cold. I almost called in sick at work this morning but being the responsible good girl(lol) I am and seeing as I may need to ask for a day or two off this week to travel down east I decided I had to come sort out the carried over business of last week but right now am wondering if it was the best decision,

My typical Monday is usually filled with meetings. In-house meetings, meetings with clients and meetings with suppliers. I seriously need the grace of God to see me through the day o!

Better get started on the days work abi?

I’ll leave you guys with this quiz. Attempt to answer the questions and lets see those with dirty minds,lol! I must tell you this though the answers are not what they seem. I’ll provide the answers in my next post. Ciao!

1. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
2. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long and has a head on it? (Hint: Teenage girls love these so much that they'll often blow them without even thinking about it!)
3. What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
4. Name a four letter word that ends in u-n-t which may be the name for a member of your family.
5. What is hard, six inches long, has nuts, and can make a girl fat?
6. What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of bird cages?7. What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?8.A finger fits inside it, you might fiddle with it if you're bored and the best man gets it first.
9. What is it that all men have one of; some men have longer ones than others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

39 comments:

36 INCHES OF BROWN LEGS said...

feel u on the weather, its been a bitch. get well soon!! wetin u dey go east go do ehn???

36 INCHES OF BROWN LEGS said...

oh and im first!!!!!!!

princesa said...

@36,Wow! See you coming first today! We get to do special thanksgiving abi?lol!
Travelling for a friend's mum burial o!

onydchic said...

WHAT/!?!? Dont we get answers?!

Jaybabe said...

Princesa? If you think you are going to crack my head for me this morning, you are so very jokin' ooo! I'm gonna get the answers to the quiz even b4 you write them down! This girl!

Anyway get well hey? I heard raw garlic and ginger helps. Try them out. I can almost see your face turning red. Sorry eh?

Lemme go try the quiz again!

Afrobabe said...

kai, I didnt make first??? Let me go and read...frowning...

Afrobabe said...

Eyah, sorry, hope you feel better soon...drink loads of tea...with rum if possible...lol..

Girl you know I dont need to take that quiz to know I have an extremely dirty mind....

Obi said...

1. Legs
2. Zipper
3. Firetruck
4. Hunt
5. Chocolate bar...?
6. Grit
7. Er..dunno..mine isn't pink
8. Wedding ring
9. Surname

Hope you're feeling better now sha..crazy weather has EVERYBODY feeling ill...

Naija Chickito said...

Oh dear, get well soon. But which kind quiz be this one?
Bad pikin!!

Jaybabe said...

1. tits/nipples
2. dick
3. fuck
4. aunt
5. dick, balls ‘n sperms
6 shit
7 dick into pussy
8 pussy
9 dick

And...don'y go around telling people that i havent tried! I tried my best oooo! Thought i winced when typing number 7.

Abih Naija Chickito...what kinda quiz be this one?

Jaybabe said...

1. tits/nipples
2. dick
3. fuck
4. aunt
5. dick, balls ‘n sperms
6 shit
7 dick into pussy
8 pussy
9 dick

And...don't go around telling people that i havent tried! I tried my best oooo! Thought i winced when typing number 7.

Abih Naija Chickito...what kinda quiz be this one?

princesa said...

@onydchic, babe you are supposed to give me answers, kappish?!

@jaybabe,lol! That's just my intent girl...to crack ur head,lol!
Raw garlic and ginger...ewwwwh! maybe i should beg my mum to chew some for me,lol! Thats her fav snack.

@afro, dont frown love!You know say na u still be defending champ,lol!
Tea with rum?!?!
...i no say ur mind dirty pass gutter but lemme see anwers jare!:)

@obi, wow! Trust you dude to give me answers and you got some right too. Wait..o! Sure u havnt seen this quiz before? Ojoro!!

@niaja chickito,thnx babe. na d kind quiz wey them dey take no those wey be bad pikin,oya come answer am sharpish!

@jaybabe, LMAO!
Am shocked! So ur mind's this dirty?!?!lol!
Christ! Someone get me omo detergent quick...we've got to wash someone's mind clean,lol!
...and u tried...u try well well,lol!

AN IBO DUDE'S CORNER said...

if my mind was dirty, my answer would be
1.tits
2.dick
3.fuck
4.cunt
5.dick
6.clit
7.dick
8.pussy
9.dick

but since my mind is not dirty, my answer would be...
1.legs
2.lollypop...lol
3.no idea
4.aunt
5.large chocolate bar...lol
6.no idea
7.no idea
8.ring
9.name

Queen of My Castle said...

Hope you feel better, Love

1. Legs
2. Money
3. Fire Truck
4. Aunt
5. Candy bar
6.
7. Bubble gum
8.
9. Last name

s.chic said...

Babes, hope u feel better... try lime & honey in hot water...

it's sad where our mind goes to first before we actually think about alternate answers...lol i bet 90% thought about those dirty answers first... i did!

anonymous gal said...

my dear u hv no ida how cold it is.
love your song list it has all ma best songs.afro why art thou frownin

30+ said...

Please who are this people making noise about cold weather. Shall we trade places it was like Zero degree centigrade last thursday, today like 4 degrees and I am wearing 5 layers of clothing...

Phew rant over.

Shuo if we no get price, Princessa no answer o. Plus my brain is not cooperating with sourcing answers

@Jaybabe, not only Omo we also need parazone bleach and Vim - Lol

princesa said...

@anibodude, lol! Why do I still have the conviction that your mind needs some cleansing? Ur No. 2 is funny…lollypop ke?!

@castle queen, thanks dear. You got ur answers correct. But talk true o…u have seen this quiz somewhere?

@s.chic, thanks for that tip dear, I’ll try it. Yea I agree, the questions make you think one way.

@anonymous gal, how cold it is where?
Glad you love the music list…havnt got time to upload more.

princesa said...

@30+, lol! Babes you vex o!
I know the harmattan here cant compare to the weather over there but abeg we dey suffer plenty things for here(Bad roads, No electricity, e.t.c)not to talk of adding cold on top again!

Price ke? If na so,some people don win the price already o!

Sasuke said...

1)legs
2)a dick
3)FUCK
4)aunt and cunt r actually both members of my family
5)dunno
6)shit
7)my dick but it sure aint pink...black and proud sista
8)Ring(my mind is not that dirty)
9)a free willy

nice one P hope i tried sorry about the weather came down with a flu ma self.cheers doll

Allied said...

1) Legs.
2) Money
3) Fire Truck
4) Aunt
5) Candy
6) Grit
7) Gum
8) Wedding ring
9) last name/ surname

Feel better

Sparkle said...

HISS! I'm so late...dem don answer am finish

princesa said...

@sasuke, BAD BOY!
See the kind answers wey you give.lol!
Sorry about ur flu, sure you didnt pass it to me?

@allied, all correct babes, Yea feeling a bit better.

@sparkle, lol! Still answer ur own na!

Rinsola said...

This girl,woman,lady,chikito, person.....If i catch u... .ehn? before my answers, how'r u feeling now? Take lime, mixed with salt, and hot water and mix it with honey and add a little 7up (please don't drink the concotion o).
Okay my answers are so undirty(lol)
1) Legs
2) You know the answer jare.
3) my niece said thats a bad word.
4) Aunt (my niece calls me that)
5) i honestly donnow
6) Actually they are called bird droppings but na naija call am 'shit'
7) i stole this answer from above(gum)
8) ring
9) last name
So has this game made u feel better now, ehn? Princessa? The lauughter should create some heat to send off the cold. Feel better missy.

Hengish said...

Hi !

Hengish is leaving a comment.

I actually recognize one of the bloggers in your pictures from the blogger party in Nigeria.

I know her and she knows me.

Tiny world.

Stil trying hard to figure out which blog is hers.

Uhm....

bumight said...

it is cold?
can we trade places....em...except ur flu, u can keep that one, lol!

Olamild said...

Hope you feel better.


1. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

Boobies.


2. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long and has a head on it? (Hint: Teenage girls love these so much that they'll often blow them without even thinking about it!)

Bubbles?
3. What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

what is FLUCK hahaha

4. Name a four letter word that ends in u-n-t which may be the name for a member of your family.

Aunt ( I know the nasty one starts with a C)

5. What is hard, six inches long, has nuts, and can make a girl fat?

Foot long sandwich
Or foot long box of chocolate


6. What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of bird cages?

Another word for sheet

7. What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?

Nigerians call it "Chewing Gum"

8.A finger fits inside it, you might fiddle with it if you're bored and the best man gets it first.

TO be honest, I don't know. I hope it's not what I'm thinking though

9. What is it that all men have one of; some men have longer ones than others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

CHaiiiii I reserve my comment

Arewa said...

Aww u poor thing i hope u get well soon...

1)Tits
2)Dick
3)Fuck
4)Aunt
5)Dunno
6)Shit
7)Gum or dicks but they both come in different colours
8)Ring
9)Definately a dick
I have updated with the story that u asked for so enjoy.

fantasy queen said...

girl, i was up north during the holidays and it was coooold, nothing compared to what we have in lag today, i hear its worse now tho...hope u get better, i hate having a cold, thats one of the shittiest feelings one can get.

1)legs
2)zippers
3)fire truck
4)aunt
5)chocolates or daddy lond u know what
6)shit
7)bubble gum
8)ring? or em....
9)my reverend would make me do a penance i'll never forget if i say what i really think..so i'd stick with name.

uhmm...so i really aint good girl gone bad...amen sister.

Doja said...

Given up trying, so I will just wait for the answers!!!

darkelcee said...

hmmmm,

i need deliverance fast!

my mind went to different "evil" stuffs as answers!chei!

Princesa abeg no ask this kind question again ok.

i am down with flu too.

this lag cold na die!

Mommy said...

You Lagos babes are complaining about the cold? You havn't seen cold. In this part of Nigeria, na only snow no fall today lol! If you saw TBaby today, you'll be wondering if all the cold getups she's wearing are for the Nigerian cold or the obodo oyinbo cold. Lol!! It is so freaking cold here today. I am wearing a pair of jeans (if pnemonia catch me, na sorry I go dey hear, which kain skirt to work! Nonsense! Not today abeg.), an inner wear on another inner wear, a shirt (long sleeves), My favorite black sweater, and my famous jacket. I am as big as Humpty dumpty today but I no send. No shakara abeg.
You take care of that flu ok and stop crying about the cold jor lol. Just take Day Nurse. You'll feel better and it won't make you feel drowsy. Oh and a veeeeeery hot cup of tea.
Ok this ya quiz ehn...I already have the good, the bad, and the ugly answers...and they match many answers up there lol!
And don't think I havn't noticed that I am number thirty something oh! You hadn't updated when I visited yesterday. hehehehehe
Take care of you ok!
Muahhhh!

Psst...which kain long comment be dis sef? ;o)

Nyemoni said...

sorry about the weather o! meanwhile I am enjoying it!
1 breasts? or legs....
2 his cough* cough* or lolipops
3 U said it!
4 seriously, Aunt
5 chocolates
6 sh!t

I DON TRY ABEG!

princesa said...

@rinsola, lol! Am definitely not taking that concoction! I see you have a really clean mind dearie.
…and yes this game has made me feel better what with all these funny answers,lol!

@hengish, lol! You finally leave a comment girl.
Hmmm…you recognize a blogger? Which one? Does she know you?? If you want to contact her, I can give you the info but of cos I’ll have to ask her first.

@bumight,lol! Am sure where you are is colder so na na I no want!

@olamild, thanks dear. Feeling lots better. Lol@ ur answers.

@arewa,lol! Okay ur mind is a lil’bit dirty girl! Am coming over with some ariel detergent.

@fantasy queen, thanks babe. Good girl…I see afro hasn’t corrupted u yet,lol!

@doja, come on babe…the answers are all around you!

@darkel, babes so u follow me dey sick? Pele o…mine is better now.
You no need deliverance jare, the questions are designed to make u think like dat.

@mommy, Eh ya my sister…sorry o! As I was typing that post my mind went to you and I thought of how cold it must be down there. lol@ ur getup, I can just imagine how you look and its cracking me up. Please forget fashion o… Health first abeg!
Thanks for caring.

@nyemoni, so u love the weather?? I have been told that being preggie makes one abnormal, now I tend to believe it,lol!
And ur answers…u dey pretend to get clean mind abi?lol!

The Paradigm said...

First ans that came to my head but after reading through again , they kinda changed thou lol but i wud stick to this one.
1. Tits
2. Dick
3. Fuck
4. Aunt
5. DICK!!!
6. Shit
7.Gum??
8. ring..
9. Dick

Afrobabe said...

I have decided to take the test...I might not be as bad as I thought....

1. Tits (Imagine if humans had 4)
2. Dick
3. Fuck
4. aunt
5. Dick (some are 3 inches) lmao.
6. shit
7. Oyibo dick
8. Cunt (some times, Mr nearly gets it first.
9. Dick

Rayo said...

Aww pele...feel better babe...


I'm trying so hard to not give dirty answers.

1. Intestines
2. Penis
3. Fuck
4. Bunt?
5. Cocoa
6. Shit
7. Lmao! What???
8. No clue
9. Last name

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

sounds like u had something to pos about to me LOL

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

not to mention women say my dick too big y leave when i just found u