Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Nothing serious o!

Hey guys! First of all, i'd love to say a REALLY HUGE thank you to everyone who commented on my previous post. It was such a trip to see all those comments and feel the love from you all. You can't possibly understand how i felt...its just indescribable!
I was very worried and anxious when i typed that posts but after reading ur comments, i felt lots better and hopefull. I am so glad i shared my feelings on this blog. Right now, am having faith that GOd will see my mum through that operation and we shall all celebrate in blogville. maybe i go throw party invite all of una sef,lol! ( i imagine aijay and manda are picking out their dresses already! party freaks,lol!)
I love you all and i REALLY mean it!

Hurray! There is no work tommorow and next!!! Muslims are having their Sallah celebrations so Thursday and Friday have been declared public holidays. Enough grooving abi?? lol! I no get much gist o as i have a meeting in 10 minutes from now and seeing as the previous post was kinda serious, i want this one to be unserious,lol!
I don dey lol too much abi? No mind me jare, the thing dey infectious,lol!

I usually get these mails in my yahoo 360 mail box but this one cracked me up big time. I decided to put it up so you guys can laugh too.


Hello,
How are you?[woah]Where are you now?In your bed covered with your blancket,hahahaaaaa.don't mind me,I am funny.I like to play,i hope you can understand me.however,I have to disclose to you that anything you like and appreciate,i like it and appreciate it too.My life is very lovely,i live a romantic and a passionate life.But sometimes I try to make myself mean,why?To make me think critically.I lean from quietsm.I like writng and reading mails from my pals here and there.I don't beat around the bush and that is me.My yes is myes and ,my no is my no.

I think about the one i love everyday and dream about my love everynight.I hope you like that.I am, accommodating,say anything you like,I am all ears,I like it.so nice and fine to read your mail.I want to see what you can say regarding this:friends,relatinship,dating and marriage.[Yeh],I really imagine how you would feel about this,moreover,having you,being my eveything.

Invite me for your birthday party,I will come.Come me when you are having your dinner,i will come around and eat together with you,yeh one love.Book me for a tour I will leave my mother,my father,my sisters,my brothers,and my home,go out with you and live with you.well I like clubing and stage dancing,that kind rocking it down,breaking and freaking it,baby!

Just tell me in breif or detailed infomation about how you want it and what you have for me.You know,a loyal friend is as a safe shelter.You are like a dove washed with milk standing beside the flowing brook in the crevice of a rock.I am not flatterying nor kidding.


Invite me to your residence,I desire to show my interest that I want to come.I am fifty fifty.Take care.I am missing you.Whatever a loyal friend can do I can do it.Whatever a lover can do I will do it.I never give up.have a french kiss.I am looking forward to read your mail shortly.

Best regards,
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Its unedited. Hilarious abi?
Have fun, am out!

30 comments:

Rinsola said...

Yeap, i'm first! It's about time. Looking forward to being part of the celebration after you share about your mums' recovery to perfect health. It is well and done by God's grace. Do people actually mean these stuffs when they write it or just for the fun of it? Quite funny nywayz. Have fun missy

princesa said...

@rinsola, wear the crown babes!
You don pick out ur dress?? cos the celebration go rock o!

I dont know if they mean it o!The english nko...lol! another story!

Arewa said...

Did i hear the word PARTY. Im off to get my asho sorted....Its good to know that u r feeling a lot better about things. x x x

Don said...

You are like a dove washed with milk standing beside the flowing brook in the crevice of a rock

Hmmm...what does this mean?! Did a blogger write you that email? Put him on blast.

Oh yeah the Maxwell jam playing in the background is the ish!

Obi said...
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Obi said...

"..You are like a dove washed with milk standing beside the flowing brook in the crevice of a rock.."

Gaddem, I need to take notes from this guy...hin get SERIOUS levels..!! No be only dove washed with milk..na tolo tolo baffed with yoghurt...LOL..!!
Anyway..the guy been dey do fine until hin say..
"..I am fifty fifty.."
Any sensible toaster should know that you have to be givin' 100% without expecting return sef..or you don jones..LOL..anyway..nice attempt!!
Abeg, I hope say you reply the guy, let's see the next level of his toasting (I'll get my dictionary ready)

PS: Declaring fasting and prayin' session for Princesa's mom till after the operation...no worry, una fit use vex chop belleful for the thanksgiviing bash..!!

princesa said...

@arewa, yes o! Iron am well well dear. Yes its thanks to you all an feeling better.

@No, it wsnt a blogger,it was one of my Yahoo 360 toasters!
AM putting him on blast full time.

Glad u took time off castle queen's blog to drop in.

cally-waffybabe said...

Hahahaha!!! LMAO!!! Abeg put him on blast jare. Come see blowe for the letter sef! Dem too plenty for typo jo. Bobo no sabi Enkrish!!! LOL!!!
On a serious note babe, i'm glad you were encouraged by our response to your last post. Was nice chatting with you today. Never mind about mum; Jesus gat her back.

Stay cool.

Afrobabe said...

Lol...ok I have been loling a lot as well so i'll change that to heheheheheheheh....

That letter want take style pass all the ones I get on my online dating profile oh...
The guy really took his time to bring up what sums as DRAMA..

Glad you are in a happier mood babes...So jealouse of the long holiday over there.

Sparkle said...

I know who wrote it!....no I don't
lol

classybabe said...

"Invite me to your residence,I desire to show my interest that I want to come.I am fifty fifty"..Na wa oh.
Glad to see you are feeling more confident about your mom's operation.It will be successful by God's grace and we shall be celebrating it in blogville!

cally-waffybabe said...

I have updated!!!

Aijay said...

LMAO!!! I don die. See lyrics. Dude's got some serious flows. Lol.
Did you say party? What's the dress code so I can get my baffs sorted. Lol.
Looking forward to celebrating with you & your mum. It is well.

Btw, u mean no work today, tommorow & there's the weekend... I hate you!!! Lol.
Enjoy the break P.
Take care!

Naapali said...

I just have to quote this one again:
"Just tell me in breif or detailed infomation about how you want it and what you have for me.You know,a loyal friend is as a safe shelter.You are like a dove washed with milk standing beside the flowing brook in the crevice of a rock.I am not flatterying nor kidding."

Na the bullet for the post go kill the milk washed dove (if cold no kill am since the feathers don wet!)

Olamild said...

waowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

NICE

femme said...

that had to be someone translating directly from another language.
it was funny as hell.
(is hell funny?)

Omosewa said...

The "i learn from quietsm" part killed it for me...buhahahhahahhha incredulous.

Nah enjoyment una dey o, eat sallah meat for two jare.

And i heart you too * blowkiss*

30+ said...

Na wa o, this one na toasting or what

LurLar said...

The letter is crazily funny...at least the guy is not yapping shakespare for u. U tell am b4 say u wan elope with am? dis one dat he is ready to leave his family for u....lol.

exschoolnerd said...

hey sweets havnt be here in a while...i commit ur mums surgery into God's hands...may he see her thru safely....love moi

Orientatednaijababe said...

I don dey go give tailor my material for the party oh...so u better invite me to the celebration.

Enjoy ur wkd

Awoof said...

Interesting... That's all I can say. Especially the fact that you should "BUY ME A TICKET AND I SHALL BE THERE" Hehehehi

Awoof said...

Interesting... That's all I can say. Especially the fact that you should "BUY ME A TICKET AND I SHALL BE THERE" Hehehehi

Nyemoni said...

Hil-bloody-larious! LOL..This person is such a trip! LOL... Thanks for sharing babes... Nice one!

unshined congo said...

LMAO: this person sabi blow fuse oh! haba!is this for real?? oh God.

Book me for a tour I will leave my mother,my father,my sisters,my brothers,and my home,go out with you and live with you.well I like clubing and stage dancing,that kind rocking it down,breaking and freaking it,baby!


WTF???LOL. i don dey lol pass u self...nice 1

pamelastitch said...

O ya ...abegi, go for the kiss!!

:D

pammy

princesa said...

lol!!!
I see everyone found my toster's letter funny too.

@obi, lol@ tolotolo baffed with yoghurt! Take notes from the guy??? Dat one may not be a good idea o!
Thanks for declaring fasting darling. No worry, enuff food to make it up at the parrie!

@CWG, thanks sweet! Looking forward to chatting more with you.I dey come holla for ur blog soon.

@afrobabe, serious DRAMA meen!
U dey jealous me??? No be my fault say holiday boku for this country.

@sparkle, yea am sure you do babe! Its ur brother!!!:)

princesa said...

@classybabe,Amen girl! We shall celebrate indeed!

@aijay, lol! U can stop hating babes...holiday is over now!:(
No dress code o! Just look good to go.

@naapali,yes o! The bullets for that letter just dey too much.The poor dove!

@olamild, hmmm...so the letter is nice, eh?

@femme, hell funny?? I also wonder at that phrase too.

@omosewa, i heart you too darling. I don chop ur share of the sallah meat o!Thanks, Mwuah!



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princesa said...

@30+, abeg help me ask o! Serious virtual toasting!

@lurlar, lol @ yapping shakespear! How dat one go be now? The guy tire me sha!

@exschoolnerd, thanks love.How's the exams coming???

@orientednaijababe, abeg make sure you choose better style o! You are very very much invited.

@awoof, no need for ticket dear! Just land here...enuff awoof food and drinks go dey ground!

@nyemoni, you are welcome darl!

@unshined congo, lol! Am sure the guy was high on something. I cant stop laughing!

@pammy, what kiss dear??? Abeg i reject o!

Mommy said...

"Invite me for your birthday party,I will come.Come me when you are having your dinner,i will come around and eat together with you,yeh one love.Book me for a tour I will leave my mother,my father,my sisters,my brothers,and my home,go out with you and live with you.well I like clubing and stage dancing,that kind rocking it down,breaking and freaking it,baby"

Shou!! hahahahahahahahah! I don die!