Thursday, September 13, 2007

I GOT THESE IN MY MAIL BOX.

Some stuff I got in my mail box. I wanted to share. Enjoy.


The greatest handicap: Fear
The best day: Today
The easiest thing to do: Find a fault
The most useless asset: Pride
The greatest mistake: Giving up



The biggest stumbling block: Egotism
The most disagreeable person: The complainer
The worst bankruptcy: Loss of enthusiasm
The greatest need: Common sense



The meanest feeling: Regret at another's success
The best gift: Forgiveness
The greatest moment: Death
The greatest knowledge: God
The greatest thing in the world: Love



CRAZY NEWS

A South African man died trying to cut his own head off with a butcher's band saw in a major supermarket, police said on Wednesday.

Superintendent Jay Naicker said the Shoprite Checkers store in Richards Bay had been ready to close on Monday when the man wandered in and headed for the meat department.

"He just walked in, went to the band saw machine and switched it on," Naicker told Reuters. "Apparently he knew what he was doing. He put his neck to the blade and it cut about half way through before he fell to the floor."

Naicker said the man, later identified as 31-year-old Emmanuel Gumbi, was pronounced dead at the scene.He said police had turned up no motive for the suicide, which stunned staff and shoppers at the store in northern Kwazulu-Natal province.



Na wa for some people o! What could have driven this guy to this???


A strictly Mathematical Viewpoint

What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been in situations where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 101%? What equals 100% in life?



Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these Questions:



If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 1 9 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.



Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

AND, look how far the love of God will take you L- O- V- E-O-F-G-O-D 12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Love of God that will put you over the top!





SOME FACTS YOU DONT KNOW
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years

2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador

3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs

7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert

8) What color is a purple finch? Crimson

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Orange




CELEBRITY CARICATURES
Don't George Clooney,David Beckham and Brad Pitt look soooo good?! Lol!
Georgie.
Dave

Brady

30 comments:

pamelastitch said...

this is my lucky week
first on ugo's blog and this blog
means
i am getting something that will really make me happy....

pamelastitch said...

i agree - the greatest handicap is fear.....

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,
we see eye to eye.......:D

and i am nos two too...

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

The suicide story is so depressing. Sad that he would kill hiself and I feel bad for anyone that had to witness his final act.

Those caricatures are silly, paricularly Mr. Beckham's.

diary of a G said...

lol those facts I didn'tknow, sounds like facts no one needs to know about...wtf? sounds like a waste of mind space to me..lol
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand...Get-out-of-here lol
and the greatest moment is: Death?
well, I guess

btw
sorry about whats happening on my blog..I'll resolve the issue ASAP
am aware people can forge other's ID..but was that really you that left a comment on the whole mix-up?
Its no biggie, I see people are leaving me no choice
but resort to my last option.
good looking out

classybabe said...

Love the mathematical viewpoint,love of God is so important!
Caricature can make anybody look weird sha.They gave that stupid pitt,his silly illicit lover's lips.It's obvious i am not a fan of brangelina!smh!

P.S.-Missed your birthday!moving house and town is not easy oh.Hope you had a blast sha.


Have a lovely weekend!

princesa said...

@pammy,i hope you get there dear.

@solomonsydelle, the suicide story... depressing yea.

@DOG, you say my facts are a waste of time,lol.
What comment are you talking about?? Am coming over to see.

@classybabe,welcome back.You finished moving now? My brother shouldn't hear you say this about Angelina Jolie... he is her greatest fan o!

diary of a G said...

so it wasn't you? boy, I tell you, some people got too much time on their hands...and am not talking about watches...lol
but I erased the comment...I guess someone must have forged your ID den
anywhatever
have a safe n happy weekend
and Drop a line on my new post fo you outty
I'll holla
btw
which of the Caricature looks the best to you?

diary of a G said...

damn P that was quick lol
but naw, it wasn't that comment you spoke of, it was a next one
I deleted cos I knew it wasn't you

יש (Yosh) said...

Clooney still looks hot, in spite of :)

Thanks for stopping by! And RYC: Yeah, based on the financial turnover, Naijas would rather do those abroad than back home! It's all about the money...and survival!

Ejura said...

You have so updated I am way behind! Gotta come back to read all of this. So men notice our hair huh? Plus is that a tomato or Brad's lips. Kai!
Later!

princesa said...

@DOG,thanks dude for knowing me well.
@yosh...lol @ clooney looking hot.
Its all about survival, u got it.

@ejura, Tomato?!?! I just went back to look at it, it sure looks like tomato.

NikkiSab said...

uhh!!!......wat crooked head beckham has and uuuhhhh...... wat rosy african pout Brad has. I wonder wat color his lipstick is? LOL!!!

chicala said...

lol, brad's lips caught my attention than anyone else's , lol. I actually agree that it looks tomatoish! :)

How r u ur highness?

Manda said...

sexi lipz! Dat;s supposed to be my next crush and u just battered his image like dat P? I dey vex big tyme for u o!

Mommy said...

Did I not leave a comment here earlier on? At that time I think I was your eighth visitor. See now I am the fifteenth or am I the sixteenth?
Only Heaven knows what went wrong in that South African's life...pity
Caricature...hahahahahahahahahahah
The greatest thing in the world is LOVE. I second on that. Have a great 'sleep-in day' babes. Ciao!

princesa said...

@nikkisab,which one be uuuuh uuuuh?!

@chicala, i dey fine dear.
@manda, sweetest heart! I beg no vex for me o! No be me batter am...the guy still fine na.

@mommy, awwwh! Sorry sweet!Next time aim for first you hear. Thanks and have a great weekend urself.

Aijay said...

Lol. Who did that to my man George? He's still looks hot though. Hehe.
Interesting facts. I also like the maths bit.
Have a great weekend babes!

Aijay said...

Oops *looking*

princesa said...

@aijay, thanks babes. You too.

bighead said...

My greatest moment is... mealtime. I dunno bout y'all.

La Reine said...

Nice random emails.
And yeah, the fact that those revoling doors make me consider claustrophobia an everyday occurance.

Porter deHarqourt said...

that whole business with the saw is plain nasty. what is the world coming to?

Waffarian said...

Poor guy! he must have been desperate, imagine the determination one has to have to see it through! damn!

Friend of God said...

the black box is orange and yet its called black box. Abeg oyinbo don craze

Sisbee said...

food for thought + lol= great.

catwalq said...

where do u get all these infos?

Afrobabe said...

I will still take George Cloney and day any shape...getting hot already!

princesa said...

@lareine,say that again dear!
@porter de harquort,the world is coming to an end,lol!
@waffarian, yea i guess so.
@FOG, lol! Most english words are like dat...they just dont follow!
@sisbee,thanks.
@catwalq, i get them in my mails dear.
@afrobabe, lol!

AN IBO DUDE'S CORNER said...

hey, that caricature really looks like brad

Olamild said...

those caricatures look krazie
hahahah