Got this stuff from somewhere and just felt like posting it. Enjoy!
*If you love something set it free. if it comes back, it will always be yours. if it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But if it sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money and doesnt appear to realize that you had set it free.............You either married it or gave birth to it.
*The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
*The nice part about living in a small town:WHEN YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING, SOMEONE ELSE ALWAYS DOES!
*Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes(For the girls).
*I read this article that said the typical symtoms of stress are: eating too much,impulse buying and driving too fast. Are they kidding? Thats my idea of a perfect day.
Hope you had a laugh!